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Thursday, April 13, 2017

UPDATE: There are replies to comments....what's this world com'n to? A simple request and life goes on....

Ok, it's been a while but here I am. What I'm gonna talk about I ain't got the slightest. Have ya ever feel that way. You know, sit down to write a letter an' don't know where to start.

Well here goes.
This blog belongs to none other than the old Billy Bob. I don't post no religion stuff an' I don't post no political stuff. It's most important that you don't do it neither. From this point on, all religious stuff an' all political stuff will be deleted as soon as I see it.
Now that we are all in unity on the subject, let's move on to some Billy Bob nonsense.

First on the agenda, let's all talk to RunNRose. Hey Rose, tell us bout the birdhouse. Have any birds taken up residence. Tell us what ya can Rose....get us all excitis.

I had to done build me a couple camp fires to get rid of all the scrap from build'n birdhouse an' bird feeders. Two container totes full an' one to go. Each tote full of scrap makes a good 3 hour campfire. Love it.
 Hey dad, whatcha cook'n?

Don't ya just love a afternoon campfire?

I did me some work on the Mississippi stern wheeler river boat. The boarding ramp got demolished an' I had to completely re-rig it an' repair a couple broke pieces.  
 This was a 2 night cuss'n event. But that sucker won't be break'n no more. It is super glued in place.

The finished product of my daughter Doris' bird feeder. It is installed in her front yard right under her Billy Bob log cabin bluebird birdhouse. Damn, that was a mouth full. Ha, she filled it with sunflower seeds. All birds don't eat sunflower seeds.

Due to my older age an' get'n up from a short sit'n position, I decided I would replace my commode with a taller one. It arrived yesterday. Ha Ha, my commode photo has been photobombed by a orange cat.
This morn'n, bout 1pm I decides I'm gonna tackle the replacement before Robert gets home. Shouldn't take but bout 30 minutes with a 10 minute break. 3 1/2 hour later I have a brand spank'n new hi boy r/v toilet installed.
Now let me tell ya bout those other 3 hours. The freak'n supply line nuts were so tight a 24 inch pipe wrench was required (12 inch channel locks). I finally got the nut loose. The pipe will not come out of the fitting. Cuss cuss cuss....Robert is home. I finally get the old commode out of the bathroom. The freak'n black water tank is full. Full of sheit. I needs pumped. This is just the beginning.

Robert hooks up the discharge line to to "yo mama's" septic tank clean out. He turns on the macerator pump. This is a device that grinds up poop and pumps it to the clean out through a 1 inch flex line. No leaks please. The pump does it's thing an' then it quits pump'n. The black tank is still half full of undigested sheit. There is a blockage. A dam of poop stop'n the flow. 2 hour later the dam is broken up with water hoses, a few cuss'n words an' a homemade copper jet on the end of a water hose. Tank is empty an' commode is set an' functioning.
This was the most excit'n thing happen to me in close to a year. I smell like shit.

I been think'n bout buy'n new seats for "Sally da house" but got to think'n....WHY? So's I ordered a set of seat covers in hopes they will fit. Modifications have already begun. The arm rest covers don't fit right. So's "ya mama" did me some stitch work with her trusty sew'n machine. Will know tomorrow how they fit after modification.

 Think'n this may be the one I ordered. Less the dog.

Health issues bout the same. No better, no worse. Heart doctor appointment Monday for a ECCO, what ever that is and have a monitor installed for 24 hours. We gonna find out just what is go'n on with this old heart and skip'n beats all the time. Hope I don't need no pacemaker. "Pills Doc, give me pills".

Until next time....good night and wish me some good luck with the doctors.

  

23 comments:

  1. Glad to hear from you again Billy Bob, you keeping yourself pretty busy and getting some good things taken care of as well. Th highboy commode is real nice too our coach came with one.

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    1. I been keep'n bout as busy as this old body will allow. I even LOOK for something to do just so's I can get off'n my buttocks for a spell. I love the word buttocks....almost as much as ass.

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  2. Sounds like you've been keeping busy, good deal. We're back in Illinois since Tuesday. I'm keeping busy with yard work and getting the garden cleaned up for those home grown 'maters! Keep on keepin' on Billy Bob! Max from Illinois.

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    1. Good to see ya made it home safe Max. Sure do wished I could still just take off like that an' do me some much missed boondock'n.

      I ain't gonna grow no maters this year. Last years was a disaster. Half size an' the skin was like leather.

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  3. I hate doing plumbing... it's not often that the job is as simple as it ought to be. Congratulations on your new throne!!

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    1. I tryed it out this morn'n. Gonna take some get'n used to. Not sure if I like the foot flush, but I rekon I'll get used to that too.

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  4. Nice to hear your voice coming through your typing. Sounds like a messy, smelly job, but I'll bet you're proud of the outcome. Sounds like your off to a fresh start. It may even improve your health ;) I may do the same someday. Not looking forward to it. Wish the best outcome at the doc. Take care.

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    1. Clean'n a blocked black water tank ain't really that bad.....when it's your own shit.

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  5. Where did you get the seat covers? I need a couple to keep mine safe from the cat.

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    1. In a motorhome, you do not want to install seat covers unless the seat have been tore slap to pieces by a cat. You know, big cuts an' gouges, cotton hang'n out, unsightly to look at, embarrassed to have company....then an' only then do you cover them with seat covers.

      Seat covers will not fit as you may expect. They do not cover the entire seat....you will still see the upholstery underneath. The vinyl that hangs to the floor to hide the seat pedestal, cat toys, beer cans an' such will have to be cut off of the seats to make the covers to fit. I don't think you would be happy.

      For the longest I have covered the torn up sit down area with a bath towel. Covers the unsightliness and cats an' dogs love it.

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  6. Good luck with the doctors. Mine knows me well enough to know what not to suggest I do. :)

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    1. Ha Ha Linda, you been read'n Billy Bob's Adventures too long. Most of my doctors don't like me 'cause I tell 'em how the old Billy Bob operates. Of course Robert an' "yo mama" get pissed ever time I tell a doctor what I will do an' what I won't do.

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  7. I knew a few people that had pace makers and it extended their lives. Don't say no to one until you study all about them.

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    1. Ha Ha Dizzy. Did you hear me mention the word no to a pacemaker? If that's what it takes to get rid of the skip'n heart beats, that's what I'll get.

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  8. Hi, Billy Bob. I hope you got some satisfaction from your visit to the docs. Yes, it would be nice if a pacemaker would solve your problem!
    Old Man and I have been dealing with our own health issues. Lots of doc appointments for both of us.
    If I see any birds taking up residence, you KNOW I will let you know. You would think there would be a line of prospective residents for such a beautiful custom house. I wonder if its being in the sun makes it less acceptable? Also, we don't see many small birds. We have many doves, jays, cardinals, woodpeckers.
    We had a really bad windstorm about a week ago. Many neighborhood trees were lost. We did not lose any, but had the professionals out on Tuesday to trim our trees. I hope our spending all that money will help prevent damage.
    I think it is fun for you to talk back to us. And to post often!! Take care of you, my friend!



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  9. Glad to hear from you -- thoughts and prayers are yours -----About that seat cover - if it dont fit there aint nothing a little duct tape and some WD 40 won't fix !!

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  10. Too many days with no word, Billy Bob! Talk to us, please!

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  11. Anybody hear from Mr. Billy Bob? If anyone knows anything post a comment on here please..

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  12. it would be nice if a pacemaker would solve your problem!
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  13. oh where have you gone charmin billy? em

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